Goodbye 2007

I'm terrible at reflections, I had an excellent (and very exciting) 2007 though and I know 2008 will be even better (: I'll be spending New Year's Eve with people I love so HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! May your 2008 be fabulous too.

Well, Hello!

These videos are so bloody funny, watch it, seriously.





She's so plastic and says the funniest things!

And anyone who has watched Borat will know that Sascha is a genius, but this video just seals the deal.

I make the beat go boom papi

This year's Christmas has been fantastic (: First it was dinner for sam's farewell (he's all army now) then it was dinner at Juju's place (with like 3 kinds of dessert) then it was dinner at Ade's place which was great cause it was all home cooked (first time for lazy charbs&co!)


and we had more dessert, then today I had a giant Indian dinner and a little party at work (: Feel all loved and contented. Merry xmas y'all. You know I love you (:

Now I just hope that New year's will be as good (: I'm a little happy cause of all the Chardonnay.

Anyway you choose to give it

Damn she's gorgeous.

Since my whole Zoukout fiasco, I've been laying low, working alot, hanging out with my bestest friends (eating alot), well, I've had way too much drama for one year. In 2007, I've fallen off a bike, puked in the middle of the BKK Airport (remember that one?) and now been sent to hospital from Zoukout. I've somehow managed to up my drama factor notch by notch on the scale. I can't help but laugh at myself, what's the point in taking life so seriously? I also still have boobs that attract food and everything else (like hello, I INVENTED the boob stain) it's really quite interesting being my friend, I'm very entertaining.

I'm also addicted to this song, listen to it, its rocks.



Jules: Handcuffs, yay! If my present is cheaper then 35, my santa now knows what to top it up with (: no candy for me, just handcuffs. haha.
Ade: Yes thankfully The New Paper didn't catch me.
Sam: Hahah, I think the whole world knows already lah, you've told everyone right?

Club foot

The main reason that I can't really blog about ZoukOut is because I really can't remember anything about it. One moment I was drinking, playing Never ever have I ever, and the next I woke up in SGH A&E with drips in my right hand. I was just scared.

If I spoilt ur ZoukOut I'm really very sorry, for those of you who were there, when I passed out and when I woke up, thank you so much. And I'm never going to laugh at the people who pass out from drinking ever again. I seriously think my drink got spiked, doesn't matter though, other then a bruise on my head, a sprained arm and lots of small scratches and a huge fear of drinking, I'm perfectly fine. Thank god for that.

Sam: Because for a long moment in front of my laptop, I didn't know what to write.

Merrymaking

After a super long time, we went to Beat, and we had a fabulous time (: I edited these pics to their current perfection k. All of you BOW DOWN TO THE GREAT ONE NOW!

Extreeeeeeeeeme close up & Arthur being a perv.

This one's my fav.
I'm very shocked by the cam's flash, Jules thinks she's a fairy princess,
Steph is a hot rabbit and Shanna... well, she's just being Shanna.

Home Club rox!

All this editing has left me with no energy to type. And I really really like how my top glows.

All I want for christmas

issssssssss

ZACHARY QUINTO in those glasses. yummmmmmmmm.
I'll like disappear for 2 weeks with this one.
Then I'll come back walking like a crab.

If cannot, then

• A POLAROID CAMERA, I hear from Moo that there's a shop at Peninsula selling them for 30 bucks
  
• this book called Mictrotrends by Mark Penn, it makes a fascinating read
• a notebook planner for 2008, I like those binded with rings, hate the other kind.
  

That's all I can come up with. Thanks secret santaxxx. They are ranked in the order of wanting, so yeah I want the cam the most.

OH OH and we also should go out for a proper charbs&co xmas dinner, like around the 21st/ 22nd of Dec k? We shall plan. (: See you loves.

Same same, but different

Don't you think that after awhile all these kids who are so intent on being different kind of end up being the same?

meow

My life is boring. Everyone is so busy with work so I have like no friends -_- so when I come home after work and I'm bored, what do I do?? Simple! I look at LOLCats on Facebook.











Oh and this is a super cutezxzxzx video, these guys they dubbed words over these cats. Its so bloody cute.

The Beautiful Girls

[Whole Wide World - Wreckless Eric]

Wishes and dreams take form much faster once you give it a name. Try it. It works.

When I was a young boy
My mama said to me
There's only one girl in the world for you
And she probably lives in Tahiti

Hall of records

Random pics of family (: and cake.

Although school really pissed me off by placing our last paper a day after Deepavali, I still had a really good time. I had a pretty pretty outfit which I didn't want to take off and there was so much food, so much GOOD FOOD. We also celebrated my cousin's birhtday, so there's lots of cake as well! I need to go on a post Deepavali + 3 weeks of studying in Macs diet, but there's still so much to eat at home! How liddat?

Summer hols (in Aussie terms) are here!!! 2 months of holidays!! Omg, so many things I want to do! Juju is coming back! I'm going to be bartending about 4 nights a week so if any of you people are in the Mohd Sultan vicinity I EXPECT A VISIT!

Yay. I haven't been this excited about holidays in a very long time, cause I haven't studied this hard in a very long time either. Let's go out as much as possible k people! Time to catch up and stay out late because I have nothing to wake up for!! (: (: (:

Mavis: That does sound damn scary lah! Everyone should just dream of talking cats (:

Of cats and relatives

I had the WEIRDEST dream last night.

It started off with me walking home from a bus stop, I was with someone, Sam I think. And this cat came towards me and like jumped up, and I caught it. It was this adorable ginger cat and it told me to take it home, like telepathically.

I told it that I can't do that cause my grandma won't let me keep it. So I put it down and continued walking.

Then my hand phone rang, I picked it up AND IT WAS THE CAT!! What the hell right, it told me that it was following me home anyway and that it will make my grandma fall in love with it. I told it that it wasn't going to happen. But when I turned around, it really was following me.

And no it wasn't talking on a handphone, it was doing that telepathy thing again.

So I came home and it did follow me home, and my grandma did fall in love with it and I did keep it. Such a happy little ending.

Juju: You don't shit in public anyway, and you could use disposable undies, just tie it up and throw it away once you're done shitting in it. (:

The Halloween Edition

[Shake a fist - Hot Chip]

There was good music, cheap drinks
& fantabulous costumes.
We had lots of fun (:

You should be umset that you missed it.

Halloween prequel

I love my fabulous purple cape.

More pictures soon...

Juju: Maybe you should get it, then you can pee EVERYWHERE standing up. Not just your toilet. Think about it, you'll never have to sit on a toilet bowl ever again.
Mavis: Its not naughty lah, it just looks like a really big penis.
Ade & Gwyn: -_-

12 Inches

Question: What is this?


Answer:

(a) A really long dildo
(b) A gold, really long dildo
(c) Priya's new sex toy
(d) A device that will help women pee standing up










Correct Answer : D!!!

Hur hur... its called a She-nis.

Animations

Taking a break from accounts, decided to show you some videos I've come across recently.



Dog video dating. Funny.



And to balance it out, here's one about cats (: Damn cute little animation.



This one is just amazing! Well written and very well executed. I likes.

Juju: When you get back we'll play more charades... and poker, hearts, mahjong, dai dee... oh and bridge.
Ade: It had nothing to do with the Bible lah, you said hole-y cause you thought Mavis meant holes when she was making actions about spots.

20 Cocks in a Pan

[The Perfect Crime #2.51 - The Decemberists]

So today we met up to celebrate ABLEdKOHWEIMINGthefairyprincess's 20th birthday. Actually come to think of it, we didn't really celebrate it - he paid for his own lunch, we didn't sing him a birthday song and we didn't make him do crazy things while standing on a chair.

Anyway, I just had to blog about the perverted little minds that we have (just to make Juju jealous really). WM had this IQ test to tell us about I found it here. There's a semi-retarded very slow guy in WM's camp who got alot of it correct (more then WM). Makes me feel like I belong in the army with all the other stupid boys and that slow-retarded semi-genius is going to become a lecturer one day.

Then we decided to play charades. Knowing us, we couldn't play normal charades like other people, we had to play charbs & co charades - so typical.

I can't remember the word he was trying to describe but the moment Weiming pointed to himself everyone said "GAY!" unanimously. hahahaha.

Word: Boyband

This one was mine, and I was first trying to get the word boy out.

I point and Weiming and everyone says "Gay!" again. I point at Sal and immediately get Boy. hahahaha. Band came easily.

Word: Bambi

Mavis does actions that are supposed to represent Bambi - involves antlers and spots

Guesses:
"Rain deer"
"Rudolph"
"Merry Christmas"
"A hole-y deer" Adeline is a genius, because in her world, deers have holes on their body.
"Moose"

Word: Helicopter position (yes, it is a sex position)

Adeline tries to become a helicopter

Guesses:
"Rodeo"
"Cowboy"
"Horse"
"Western"
"Ride"
"Texas"

Everyone ran out of Texas/Cowboy related words. So Adeline changed her tactics. It made more sense after awhile.

Word: Pamela Anderson

Its Mavis describing again, she started off trying to make us guess Baywatch

Guesses:
"Red"
"TV"
"Run"
"Tits"
"Bouncing tits"
"Bouncing tits on TV"
"Jules?"

Weiming decides to help and proceeds to act like a glamourous pussy with big tits, we guess correctly soon after.

Word: Oily

This is the word that will give all my dear friends 2 MILLION hellpoints each. Racist fuckers.

I get this word and I rub my facial oil with my finger.

Guesses:
"Indian!!"

I roll my eyes and refuse to do anything else, so I just continue rubbing my facial oil.

"face"
"cheek"
"point"

okok, almost there...

"Deepavali" OMG ADE. 10 MILLION HELL POINTS FOR THAT.

I pause to scold everyone and laugh abit, then I continue rubbing my bodily secretions.
They eventually got it. -_-

Other words phrases that we described:

• Every tears there is a story behind it
• Every your problem, is my answer...?
• Touch your chee with your foot
• umset
• ______ is deprethed
• I'm a ho - I'm very proud of my Ho action. I'm not even going to bother trying to describe it.
  
• Transformers - which had WM doing a little dance with his phone, was quite cute.
  

There were many others, I just can't remember them. Currently, my brain is full of Accounts Chapter 11 - Costing an entity. It is NOT an exciting topic. My first paper is in 10 days. Fuck. I'm going to get some sleep now. Goodnight world.

Passion

I hate how the word passion is thrown around so carelessly. I for one have no idea what I'm passionate about. Its supposed to be a strong and barely controllable emotion - these days I'm so controlled I amaze myself. In things that I used to be careless and irrational in, I have become well, careful and rational.

But where do you draw a line between being rational and passion-less. I knew that my life lacked something, I think its passion. After thinking about it a bit, I remember a time when my life seemed much more full. Like I wasn't happy 24/7, but the points where I was happy I was over the moon.

The problem with being so vulnerable to passion is that when you are upset, it just drains everything out of you because you feel so much. So, there's this choice then, should I be passionate and enjoy the pain that comes with it like some freaky sadist or should I remain as calm and controlled as I am now and be bored?

I choose passion - not a very difficult choice, surprisingly.

Kumar the queen

[Delivery - Babyshambles]

I don't think anyone has any doubt
about how every tears has a story.

Before I talk about the FABULOUS Kumar show that I went for, I think that Bugis Village is the place that trends go to die. If you walk along Bugis Street now, other then seeing tee shirts with the best English ever (just like the one above), you'll see pop coloured jeans and TONS, I repeat TONS of LITTLE MISS tees.

And I saw every other 15 year old girl wearing a Little Miss Tee in Orchard on Friday. OMG I so wanted a gun so I could shoot each and every one of them. Such a turn off. Once everyone has it, I don't want it anymore. Once everyone is wearing it, I think its hideous. Just like once a song is on the radio, I think it sucks, I don't even give it a chance. I'm just a bitch like that.

Ok, I just had to get that off my chest. I can breath a little better now.

Kumar Kumar Kumar, what can I say? I love the dress-and-heels-wearing-skinny-indian-man. So does my grandma, which is why we went to watch him at the Esplanade today. (:

It was hilarious. And he has to be the SKINNIEST man I've ever seen in hot pants and a sequined bra.

Keffiyeh

To show that I'm not all bimbo, although I still want to become a fashion policewoman, I Googled the scarf that I wore yesterday and found out about its origins. (And shouldn't the word Google be in the dictionary already?)

Keffiyeh

Defn: The keffiyeh is a traditional headdress of Arab men, made of a square of cloth ("scarf"), usually cotton, folded and wrapped in various styles around the head. It is commonly found in arid climate areas to provide protection from direct sun exposure, as well as for occasional use in protecting the mouth and eyes from blown dust and sand.

Its amazing what becomes fashion these days, since Nicholas Ghesquire sent it down his Balenciaga Fall RTW 07 Runway, its beginning to appear everywhere. And I really really liked one, so I went ahead and got it, despite the obvious heating up of Singapore. Now I'm going to wear it every opportunity I get. (:

I'll update again once I get pics of last night from Mavis, now to shower and go to work.

Mavis: Well, Winston is the cutest and loudest dick ever then. Haha.

She must be pretty, she likes cats

OMG I WANT AN EXOTIC SHORTHAIR TOO!!

Meet Winston. I've watched all his YouTube clips and I love him to bits. He's just so annoying, its endearing.






And he's so damn lazy (:

More annoying-ly cute cats:


I love the one with the bonnet.

Firecracker

[She's so lovely - Scouting for girls]

I found out a few days ago that my first paper is on the 25th of October. Followed by the 6th and 9th of November. Then I'll be done with my first semester of uni. School has been such a whirlwind. I still only know the names of my own group members - I have all of 5 friends. Isn't that fantastic? I'm so sociable.

So ppl, I am planning to lock myself at home for one month to study. And this month of self grounding happens to start on Thursday the 27th of September. No clubbing, dinner at the most and LOTS AND LOTS of studying. Do not tempt me or seduce me into the darkness of the night for any fun ok. But the moment my exams are over... well, we'll make plans for that once it happens.

Just a few pretty pictures for me to talk about.

I want want want her shoes.
This search for heeled oxford booties is driving me a little crazy.

I think I'm in love with these 2 girls.
The top one cause she's so chic and the bottom one cause she's so andro.
Oh and I think that black is the new black.
I'm falling in love with black all over again.

In the middle of the night

[It means nothing - Stereophonics]

So this morning had me bidding farewell to dear Jonny boo boo, I msged him a little something. And Weiming, who plans on becoming a warrior's ho in the army, is leaving for the same reason on Monday. Omg, all the boys are leaving to serve the nation :( so that leaves Charbs and Co with Mavis, Ade and me. For such a big clique, we sure are diminishing.

We had dinner at Fisherman's Wharf and after a beer with the botak and the ho we went inside Home for Beat! I missed it so. It was good last night, to think I considered wearing heels (thank god I didn't) my feet and calves ached even though I was wearing flats.

(Click on all for larger views)

As usual, we jumped around like little monkeys to the awesome diu diu music and took a whole bunch of shaky smoky pictures. I had so much fun (: I also noticed that my alcohol tolerance has increased AGAIN, getting high is getting more expensive.

Illusions

"Money isn't real, George. It doesn't matter. It only seems like it does." - Blow

Its funny how money is such a driving force for the things that people do in life. I don't want to be that kind of a person. I'd like to think that happiness to should be the force that drives you to do things, be it personal happiness or the happiness if those you love. What's the point of making all that money if you and those who you care about are so unhappy?

Too many times I have heard/seen families, relationships, friendships all gone just because some people involved are too busy chasing the green. If you lost all your money today, would you have anything left?

I've used this question as a reality check for myself and I think its important to always remember that money comes and goes, we could be really rich one day and the money could all be gone the next - but the things that are left behind are the ones that we should take the best care of.

Pyrrheus

First, watch Blow. Its rather old, 2001, but its such a good movie. It had me in tears, all over my pretty laptop. Its been a long time since a movie touched me that way - find it on alluc.org or download it or something. You have to watch it.

Second, for those of you out there who read Philip Pullman's Dark Trilogy (like I have) go down to the official website and do the little What's your deamon quiz because quizzes are just so damn entertaining. I for one always wanted to know what my Deamon was, and according to Charbs & Co I'd be a dove. Well, I love you guys for thinking of me as a peace loving little white bird, but I'm a fox (: Much sexier I think.



Do the quiz k, let's see how many of you think its right.

Through glass

[Westlife - Total eclipse of the heart] Its on the radio...

Yesterday, Mavis, FairyprincessIsweatglitterweiming and I went to watch...

A pinch of salt was not enough for my cynical mind, I needed a bottle. But it was cute, especially when they went poof! Adorable little rats.

Before the movie commenced, Mavis (the best photographer in the world) took this picture.

Omg! What the fuck is that? It is destroying my perfect smile! I look like Nanny McPhee! Lo and behold, the magic of a black bg + black sweater + finger + good timing = creative genius.

We laughed till our sides ached. And this was before the movie started.

Over the weekend, I studied for accounts only to go to class today and realise that my test is NEXT WEEK. Nnnnnnnngh. So, more studying over the weekend - I have both econs and accts test to study for now. :(

After a nap, I met Sam for coffee, dessert and supper.

The mocha was so-so, THE DESSERT WAS CRAP (NEVER, EVER have the ROYALTINE cake at Coffee club) and supper was fantastic. Its amazing that the best thing out of the lot was the cheapest, I love hawker food.

First we took a really nice picture (the one in the middle)

then we got all trigger happy and took all the surrounding shots.

Supper - Good stuff

Mavis: The blondie is hot eh. And you read the whole list of definitions! (: I'm proud of it.
Sam: Ok fine, I said lumb. You are being lumb, just demonstrating how to use it in a sentence.
Anon: Thanks.
Jules: I miss you like crazzzzzzzy, even more then words can say. I miss you like crazy, every minute of every day..... Ok, I just randomly broke into song. I need sleep.