15 October 2007

20 Cocks in a Pan

[The Perfect Crime #2.51 - The Decemberists]

So today we met up to celebrate ABLEdKOHWEIMINGthefairyprincess's 20th birthday. Actually come to think of it, we didn't really celebrate it - he paid for his own lunch, we didn't sing him a birthday song and we didn't make him do crazy things while standing on a chair.

Anyway, I just had to blog about the perverted little minds that we have (just to make Juju jealous really). WM had this IQ test to tell us about I found it here. There's a semi-retarded very slow guy in WM's camp who got alot of it correct (more then WM). Makes me feel like I belong in the army with all the other stupid boys and that slow-retarded semi-genius is going to become a lecturer one day.

Then we decided to play charades. Knowing us, we couldn't play normal charades like other people, we had to play charbs & co charades - so typical.

I can't remember the word he was trying to describe but the moment Weiming pointed to himself everyone said "GAY!" unanimously. hahahaha.

Word: Boyband

This one was mine, and I was first trying to get the word boy out.

I point and Weiming and everyone says "Gay!" again. I point at Sal and immediately get Boy. hahahaha. Band came easily.

Word: Bambi

Mavis does actions that are supposed to represent Bambi - involves antlers and spots

Guesses:
"Rain deer"
"Rudolph"
"Merry Christmas"
"A hole-y deer" Adeline is a genius, because in her world, deers have holes on their body.
"Moose"

Word: Helicopter position (yes, it is a sex position)

Adeline tries to become a helicopter

Guesses:
"Rodeo"
"Cowboy"
"Horse"
"Western"
"Ride"
"Texas"

Everyone ran out of Texas/Cowboy related words. So Adeline changed her tactics. It made more sense after awhile.

Word: Pamela Anderson

Its Mavis describing again, she started off trying to make us guess Baywatch

Guesses:
"Red"
"TV"
"Run"
"Tits"
"Bouncing tits"
"Bouncing tits on TV"
"Jules?"

Weiming decides to help and proceeds to act like a glamourous pussy with big tits, we guess correctly soon after.

Word: Oily

This is the word that will give all my dear friends 2 MILLION hellpoints each. Racist fuckers.

I get this word and I rub my facial oil with my finger.

Guesses:
"Indian!!"

I roll my eyes and refuse to do anything else, so I just continue rubbing my facial oil.

"face"
"cheek"
"point"

okok, almost there...

"Deepavali" OMG ADE. 10 MILLION HELL POINTS FOR THAT.

I pause to scold everyone and laugh abit, then I continue rubbing my bodily secretions.
They eventually got it. -_-

Other words phrases that we described:
  • Every tears there is a story behind it
  • Every your problem, is my answer...?
  • Touch your chee with your foot
  • umset
  • ______ is deprethed
  • I'm a ho - I'm very proud of my Ho action. I'm not even going to bother trying to describe it.
  • Transformers - which had WM doing a little dance with his phone, was quite cute.
There were many others, I just can't remember them. Currently, my brain is full of Accounts Chapter 11 - Costing an entity. It is NOT an exciting topic. My first paper is in 10 days. Fuck. I'm going to get some sleep now. Goodnight world.

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