12 Inches

Question: What is this?


Answer:

(a) A really long dildo
(b) A gold, really long dildo
(c) Priya's new sex toy
(d) A device that will help women pee standing up










Correct Answer : D!!!

Hur hur... its called a She-nis.

Animations

Taking a break from accounts, decided to show you some videos I've come across recently.



Dog video dating. Funny.



And to balance it out, here's one about cats (: Damn cute little animation.



This one is just amazing! Well written and very well executed. I likes.

Juju: When you get back we'll play more charades... and poker, hearts, mahjong, dai dee... oh and bridge.
Ade: It had nothing to do with the Bible lah, you said hole-y cause you thought Mavis meant holes when she was making actions about spots.

20 Cocks in a Pan

[The Perfect Crime #2.51 - The Decemberists]

So today we met up to celebrate ABLEdKOHWEIMINGthefairyprincess's 20th birthday. Actually come to think of it, we didn't really celebrate it - he paid for his own lunch, we didn't sing him a birthday song and we didn't make him do crazy things while standing on a chair.

Anyway, I just had to blog about the perverted little minds that we have (just to make Juju jealous really). WM had this IQ test to tell us about I found it here. There's a semi-retarded very slow guy in WM's camp who got alot of it correct (more then WM). Makes me feel like I belong in the army with all the other stupid boys and that slow-retarded semi-genius is going to become a lecturer one day.

Then we decided to play charades. Knowing us, we couldn't play normal charades like other people, we had to play charbs & co charades - so typical.

I can't remember the word he was trying to describe but the moment Weiming pointed to himself everyone said "GAY!" unanimously. hahahaha.

Word: Boyband

This one was mine, and I was first trying to get the word boy out.

I point and Weiming and everyone says "Gay!" again. I point at Sal and immediately get Boy. hahahaha. Band came easily.

Word: Bambi

Mavis does actions that are supposed to represent Bambi - involves antlers and spots

Guesses:
"Rain deer"
"Rudolph"
"Merry Christmas"
"A hole-y deer" Adeline is a genius, because in her world, deers have holes on their body.
"Moose"

Word: Helicopter position (yes, it is a sex position)

Adeline tries to become a helicopter

Guesses:
"Rodeo"
"Cowboy"
"Horse"
"Western"
"Ride"
"Texas"

Everyone ran out of Texas/Cowboy related words. So Adeline changed her tactics. It made more sense after awhile.

Word: Pamela Anderson

Its Mavis describing again, she started off trying to make us guess Baywatch

Guesses:
"Red"
"TV"
"Run"
"Tits"
"Bouncing tits"
"Bouncing tits on TV"
"Jules?"

Weiming decides to help and proceeds to act like a glamourous pussy with big tits, we guess correctly soon after.

Word: Oily

This is the word that will give all my dear friends 2 MILLION hellpoints each. Racist fuckers.

I get this word and I rub my facial oil with my finger.

Guesses:
"Indian!!"

I roll my eyes and refuse to do anything else, so I just continue rubbing my facial oil.

"face"
"cheek"
"point"

okok, almost there...

"Deepavali" OMG ADE. 10 MILLION HELL POINTS FOR THAT.

I pause to scold everyone and laugh abit, then I continue rubbing my bodily secretions.
They eventually got it. -_-

Other words phrases that we described:

• Every tears there is a story behind it
• Every your problem, is my answer...?
• Touch your chee with your foot
• umset
• ______ is deprethed
• I'm a ho - I'm very proud of my Ho action. I'm not even going to bother trying to describe it.
  
• Transformers - which had WM doing a little dance with his phone, was quite cute.
  

There were many others, I just can't remember them. Currently, my brain is full of Accounts Chapter 11 - Costing an entity. It is NOT an exciting topic. My first paper is in 10 days. Fuck. I'm going to get some sleep now. Goodnight world.

Passion

I hate how the word passion is thrown around so carelessly. I for one have no idea what I'm passionate about. Its supposed to be a strong and barely controllable emotion - these days I'm so controlled I amaze myself. In things that I used to be careless and irrational in, I have become well, careful and rational.

But where do you draw a line between being rational and passion-less. I knew that my life lacked something, I think its passion. After thinking about it a bit, I remember a time when my life seemed much more full. Like I wasn't happy 24/7, but the points where I was happy I was over the moon.

The problem with being so vulnerable to passion is that when you are upset, it just drains everything out of you because you feel so much. So, there's this choice then, should I be passionate and enjoy the pain that comes with it like some freaky sadist or should I remain as calm and controlled as I am now and be bored?

I choose passion - not a very difficult choice, surprisingly.

Kumar the queen

[Delivery - Babyshambles]

I don't think anyone has any doubt
about how every tears has a story.

Before I talk about the FABULOUS Kumar show that I went for, I think that Bugis Village is the place that trends go to die. If you walk along Bugis Street now, other then seeing tee shirts with the best English ever (just like the one above), you'll see pop coloured jeans and TONS, I repeat TONS of LITTLE MISS tees.

And I saw every other 15 year old girl wearing a Little Miss Tee in Orchard on Friday. OMG I so wanted a gun so I could shoot each and every one of them. Such a turn off. Once everyone has it, I don't want it anymore. Once everyone is wearing it, I think its hideous. Just like once a song is on the radio, I think it sucks, I don't even give it a chance. I'm just a bitch like that.

Ok, I just had to get that off my chest. I can breath a little better now.

Kumar Kumar Kumar, what can I say? I love the dress-and-heels-wearing-skinny-indian-man. So does my grandma, which is why we went to watch him at the Esplanade today. (:

It was hilarious. And he has to be the SKINNIEST man I've ever seen in hot pants and a sequined bra.

Keffiyeh

To show that I'm not all bimbo, although I still want to become a fashion policewoman, I Googled the scarf that I wore yesterday and found out about its origins. (And shouldn't the word Google be in the dictionary already?)

Keffiyeh

Defn: The keffiyeh is a traditional headdress of Arab men, made of a square of cloth ("scarf"), usually cotton, folded and wrapped in various styles around the head. It is commonly found in arid climate areas to provide protection from direct sun exposure, as well as for occasional use in protecting the mouth and eyes from blown dust and sand.

Its amazing what becomes fashion these days, since Nicholas Ghesquire sent it down his Balenciaga Fall RTW 07 Runway, its beginning to appear everywhere. And I really really liked one, so I went ahead and got it, despite the obvious heating up of Singapore. Now I'm going to wear it every opportunity I get. (:

I'll update again once I get pics of last night from Mavis, now to shower and go to work.

Mavis: Well, Winston is the cutest and loudest dick ever then. Haha.