charbee & co

Once upon a time, there lived four girls who were otherwise known as the Jewels. In the day, they were just normal students - but once school was out (this depended very much on their projects) they became superheroes.

There was Roooobie, Amerthyst, Emerald & Diamond (ME!!)

As you can see they were full of mystery, BUT they found themselves lost without a leader. So they turned to the only man up to the task of handling these super heroes, none other then the super macho Charbee!!

Yes, looks can be deceiving, that's why Charlie (of Charlie's Angels) talks to the girls through a box. But I digress.

SOOOOO, there finally was a superhero group in town and they were getting all the villians with the help of their uhmm.. great leader! But!! As all great heroes have an arch nemesis, Charbee & his Jewels met theirs soon enough!! The evil villians...

The very evil and cunning Vagina Vulture and Penis Possum!! Look at their evil grins and scary faces.. sends shivers up and down my spine.

So that's how Charbee & Co came to be. (And that's how I hope we'll stay)

Many battles were fought between the villians and the Jewels. But after awhile everyone decided that the battles weren't our biggest problem.. no, our biggest problem was getting Jules laid before her cooch turned dusty (: (Jules I love you)

So we focused our attention to that, and then we gave up on that too. I think she'll get laid soon enough. Because now that we are graduating (I KNOW ITS DAMN SAD) I think we all look like all kinds of hot sex compared to what we looked like 3 years ago. (: So the adult world of promiscuity... here we come.


Our beauty brings tears to my eyes.

I think I should list writing children books as one of my fallback career options, alongside being a Tarot-card reader and a toygirl to some hot old dude.